Kyle-O ([info]kyle_d_d) wrote,
2005-12-09 15:23:00
There once was a cowboy from Nantucket
whose dick was so long he would tuck it
deep into his pants while he shouted his rants
and when nobody cared he'd say fuck it.



Happy now, you asshole?

Hey Gabe! I wanna go skiin' too! We haven't been to Buttpimple Ski Area in a while!

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[info]geoffreyalan

December 9 2005, 20:38:42 UTC 6 years ago

kyle, your gift for rhyme will forever leave me in awe.

*insert big eyeroll here*

your gift for reason, however, is forever lacking. but i'm happy.


of course you're going skiing, you dickhead! fitz plans on riding the sofa by the fire in the lodge, so i'll need someone to get stupid with on the slopes. er... at least that little hill they call a slope.

[info]orlisbloom

December 9 2005, 22:46:32 UTC 6 years ago

Karl! nice to see you around again.

[info]geoffreyalan

December 9 2005, 22:54:59 UTC 6 years ago

karl? oh god, he's gonna kill you, orli....

[info]orlisbloom

December 9 2005, 22:59:17 UTC 6 years ago

..................I don't know what to say...


gawd.. I'm just going to go bury my head in the sand.

[info]geoffreyalan

December 9 2005, 23:03:00 UTC 6 years ago

okay, he won't kill you. but he might laugh and point!

don't worry about it, orli. you're all excited about your new career! woot!

[info]orlisbloom

December 9 2005, 23:06:26 UTC 6 years ago

yeah! ... need a body guard? I'm for hire

[info]kyle_d_d

December 10 2005, 23:00:31 UTC 6 years ago

Your ass = Mine.


*grins*

I'm always around if you know where to look.

[info]orlisbloom

December 11 2005, 14:07:18 UTC 6 years ago

fair enough Man, I deserve that one ;)

Why don't you come down to Zid for a week or so. You and I kept talking about have a drink but never got around too it.

[info]kyle_d_d

December 11 2005, 14:57:09 UTC 6 years ago

Thanks for the offer, man, but I don't do Zid. Too far to fly alone, and my asshole buddy won't leave his hubby for that long. Besides, it's best if I stay here. I got my reasons.

But you know you got a standin' invite for here if you ever make it back to the states, right?

[info]orlisbloom

December 11 2005, 19:53:35 UTC 6 years ago

Understandable.

I plan on coming to see you guys beginning of next year. early Jan?

[info]lijahwood

December 10 2005, 01:46:43 UTC 6 years ago

You are absolutely my idol.

[info]kyle_d_d

December 10 2005, 23:01:03 UTC 6 years ago

If I didn't already have a cute little dog, you could be my pet.
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